1-You have to schedule your dates around your partners dates with their guild. Because, clearly, these are of the uttermost importance.
2-You become good friends with his parents as he is still living in their basement.
3-When he says he was home all weekend playing games in his room, you don’t have to worry about him lying...he really was sitting on his computer all weekend playing games.
4-You wouldn’t dare ask you partner to choose between you and their Xbox...you really wouldn’t want to know the answer.
5-He has a different language you don’t understand and when you ask him what this “leet” speak is he just calls you a “noob”.
6-Your quality time together involves you sitting and watching him play games.
7-You quickly learn that to have quality time together, you must peel him away from the computer. This is most successfully done by eating extremely appetising food while sitting just out of reach of the computer. Food never fails.
8-if you buy him a techie toy once in a while he will become putty in your hands. This will calm his appetite for always buying the latest gadgets (and plunging himself into debt) and it will also encourage him to reciprocate the favour and buy you goodies.
9-When you jump on his computer just to check your mail or facebook he becomes a territorial caveman and tells you not to touch his stuff.
10-Their idea of romance is a screen lit dinner. It just isn’t the same as a candle lit one but seriously, take what you can get!
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